a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
Tomorrow I need you to slap me in the face. I'll explain then
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
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