Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
my 3 favorite things in life are tequila, dicks, and making sandwiches. that DOES NOT make me a bad person.
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
It tasted better than Jesus's hair.
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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