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(312): View more from Illinois

I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr

(269): View more from Michigan

Wat???

(312): View more from Illinois

U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender

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(307): View more from Wyoming

The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I feel like the way you told me you weren't pregnant was pretty anticlimactic.

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(814): View more from Pennsylvania

What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.

(603): View more from New Hampshire

and how was that received?

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