god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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