So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
My breasts were aching with rage.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
Went to put my shoe on and asked myself why I left a sock in it. I didn't. Needless to say I found our used condom.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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