i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
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