apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
So I just found out that my mom and dad arent married
What? They have three kids?
Yep. And apparently I have a half brother. Happy Birthday to me
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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