Tell your sister I'm no fool. Or at least romanticize the notion of the fool.
Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
At what point in time did you think it was ok to jizz in my hair while I slept??
Around the time you told me my brothers dick was bigger.
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
I ran into cvs barefoot with my belt undone and shirt buttoned wrong and didn't even have to ask. The guy working pointed and said "they're back there."
That's how I look going for the pbr.
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
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