"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
You promised me a handle of vodka if I took home her ugly friend. Thanks to law class I took for the 2nd time I know that's a unilateral contract asshole
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
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