just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
just woke up with a thong on my face, dont remember going home with anyone and its way too big for it to be a good thing
i saw her thong sticking out from across the bar...that was my cue
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Sorry the STD update turned into an attempt at a bootycall, but at least we both know we're clean now
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
Literally just stood behind a guy in line at Walmart get his card declined when he attempted to purchase condoms. That's rock bottom.
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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