When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
just woke up to find an unpeeled banana, with a condom on, halfway into my vagina. this better not be you trying to be funny
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
She looked up at the menu and yelled this is my absolute favorite literacy
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
Oh my god. We just got locked out of our cabin and went to the neighbor's to see if they had a key and caught the neighbor jerking it. My night > your night
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
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