I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Ummmmm okay let's be incredibly straightforward. Hi there. My bed's at half capacity this evening. How'd you like to fill it up?
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I need to wear something that says I would have sex with you but I'm not going to
i just realized I haven't been laid all summer. So sad. What a waste of a perfectly good vagina.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
Randomize