do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
The bet was for naked jumping jacks. And it back fired, she just laughed at all the slapping noise.
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
It was a fight. Me vs nature and drunkenness. And nature won. Big time.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I am all the way hung over and want nothing more in this world than a McMuffin. Happy day after Thanksgiving.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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