so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Some dude just bet me $8 I couldn't smoke a pack of cigarettes in an hour...It sounds stupid, but I really wanna do it. If I survive, I'll have $8 and it'll look good on my resume.
They had a "who can aim further away from the toilet" contest. I'm now washing piss off my ceiling.
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
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