no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Just took a closer look at the paper that kid wrote me his number on. It was an ATM receipt. His balance is $17.89. i made the right choice.
You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.
He felt like a one man threesome
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
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