big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I glued a penny on the door Tricia believes its Patrick Swayze haunting our apartment. Fuckin potheads.
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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