and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
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