I must be too annoying 4 u.
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I just thought you should know... Instead of a glass of wine before bed I am having a few shots of 1800. This is what being a night shift nurse will do to you... Standing in your kitchen in your undies doing shots
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