That cute girl I hooked up with last night clawed my back to hell and gave me a hickey. I look like a white trash warewolf victim
great sex! but now the fight over who sleeps on the wet spot starts.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Randomize
