I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
Think I can pull off edward 40 hands before class?
You might end up in the wrong class.
I'm a COM major, they're all the wrong class.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
the dude in the apartments across the street got a video of me railing blake on your front steps last night
shit like this is why i dont let you drink vodka anymore ..
I just licked a piece of cheese off my phone screen if that makes you feel any better
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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