man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
If you are wondering why there is half eaten pizza in your pocket it's because you were passed out with it in your hand in my bathtub. Today's your b-day and thought I'd give you a good idea about what happened last night as a present
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
im in the post action - pre consequence stage.
Use "feeling words"
Yay
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I'm shaved like a Brazilian hooker right now.
I have the flu.
I don't give a shit
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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