I must be too annoying 4 u.
i cant believe jose lima did steroids
apparently the kind that make you shitty at baseball
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
How do I tell a friend I drunkenly broke into his house and may have lost his dog
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Cops are just so fun an beautifuk
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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