Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
I can't sleep so instead I'm thinking of all the things I would love to do to you right now
That's weird, I usually just count sheep
I feel like sober is me a distant relative that I only see on christmas..
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Just smoked out of an apple with Steve Jobs. I love Halloween.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You think the guy at the speed wash knows he needs to scrub the vomit off the side of my car?
He knew.
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