you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
So im walking through ohare and this guy walks by with a cart full of big bottles of liquor. I want to know what flight hes on.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Passed out in a rocking chair on her porch. Woke up to the tow truck taking away my car.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I'm seriously considering refraining from drinking on school nights.
I like how you say that with 4 school days left of the school year..
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
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