More tranny stories later!
worst night to have a conscience
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
My penis needs a shock collar
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
