I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
You thought your socks were broken. They were just inside out.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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