I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Yeah he's definitely gonna feel that one when he wakes up. I beat the shit out of him with that broom handle.
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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