just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
oh my god its dad's weekend for the sororities i can't wait to throw up in front of all these parents
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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