Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
Just cropdusted the office
yeah seriously, fuck school. I'm changing my master's thesis question from "what are the neuropsychological correlates of antisocial personality" to "will my cat drink this beer"
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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