there is this woman at the counter who looks identical to linda ellerbee. and she's grinning. COME. INSIDE. NOW.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Randomize
