Without porn, I would have few hobbies.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
We're watching a video in class about cheese. The scoring for it sounds like that of a Lifetime movie. My mind is creative. I've continued my own story in my head of a wheel of cheese that was raped and murdered. It's so sad. I hope they get the guy. Btw, the video is about marketing.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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