ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
MDMA, margaritas, mashed potatoes and ice cream aren't keto Kristin
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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