i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
I just bought us acid. I'm like the drug tooth fairy. Get ready to wake up with a sweattart of acid under your pillow.
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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