Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just drove past the dude that came in your sock
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Trouble in the neighborhood - turns out my brother's summer lawn care gig also entailed banging three different MILFs and they just all found out about each other
Gotta pay for college somehow...
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