Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
if she leaves who will i have to secretly talk about behind thier back
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
U were yelling that I wasn't generous or supportive. Then you kneeled and said this weird prayer about the windows and doors of your life.
My Saturday dick is so much more impressive than my Tuesday dick.
He came over to use the microwave, said he needed to heat up some urine.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
I don't care if it's 2 inches or 20 I mean dick is dick
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