You should really figure out how to get me a picture that will pop up on my phone when you call
Just upload a picture of Bea Arthur. That's what my soul looks like these days
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
I need to calm my uterus...
He turned on read receipts specifically so i'd know he was ignoring me.
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