I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
The cops found weed in michael jacksons house today...it makes up for the child molesting, I like him more now.
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
He's having a heart to heart coversation with the keg about what he should do with his life.
In case you were wondering...putting everclear into a humidifier DOES get you really really drunk.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
Wow. The LSU Tennessee game is on here and the LSU cheerleaders are stupid hot. Its weird having a hard on. At a bar. On a Wednesday. By yourself.
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
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