This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
I'm starting therapy this week.. Taylor Swift music isn't cutting it for me anymore
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
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