I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
Dear Ex-Sister-in-Law, I never thought I would say this, but I just found your panties in my back seat. Please remind me to give them back.
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