y did u give ur computer a hand job?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
I can't believe I had to convince you to not drink butter.
woke up laying on an empty pizza box and some guy was doing blow off my butt...i guess i should thank you.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I have four things I would like to do over summer too... Problem is they're all roommates
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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