just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
just bought miller high life, hungry man dinners, and a bottle of lube. you win life, you win.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
Whatever, you're gonna have to break it to mom that the reason I was so drunk at Christmas dinner is because she wouldn't stop asking me why I don't have a boyfriend
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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