I'm sorry that you don't think that "Daddy Issues" are a real thing, but I can tell you that some assholes who never went to their daughter's dance recitals are responsible for getting me laid...continuously.
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
Doing laundry. My jeans from last night smell like chicken wings and motor oil.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
All I want for my birthday to be fingered and eat pizza
Damn victory sex feels great
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
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