i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
It was just a squirrel
You act like its normal to see a squirrel in the bar
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
See! Theres potential!
Oh yeah. All good relationships start with a threesome.
Talk about having your cake and eating it he has basically demolished the whole fucking bakery
i had to flash a cab last night.
did it work?
No. he slowed down but then kept going. story of my life.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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