it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Yeah, I'm sure we have time for sex AND ihop.
Woke up at noon, still drunk, naked, with another girl next to me. When she wakes up, I'm gonna have my SECOND lesbian experience with her. How's your 2015 going?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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