Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Like if there was an award for best way to take a girls virginity, he would get a standing ovation. And first prize. Probably a bunch of roses too. That good.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
nothing says "functioning mature adult" like sneaking beer out of your mom's fridge in a lunchbox
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
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