party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
you know it's a good party when the fucking floor caves in. THE FUCKING FLOOR.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
If I die, sorry about rent.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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