The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
Blow job in a bar bathroom for my Thing 1 while in a onezie dressed up as Thing 2. Best Halloween ever.
I bet the Cat in the Hat never caused mischief like that.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
the can pyramid on my head actually reached a decent height before I moved.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
He told me I was a pleasure to arrest. That's the 2nd time I've heard that.
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I ate all your munchie Mac and Cheese cause you left me on the lawn. If you don't want it to happen gain, drag my drunk ass inside next time
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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