Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Postcard from jail please. Reserving a spot on my fridge.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
I'm gonna snort this pill I found on the ground cause that's how classy I am. Watch football and eat Beef jerky. Domesticated at its finest.
I had the bathroom of girls sing you happy birthday while you puked. I couldn't stop laughing. They were all so supportive
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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