Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
I'm too hungover for some lady to talk to me about potatoes
so this guy on craigslist is offering a case of beer to shave his back. i think i'm gonna take him up on it.
There is a mermaid on oprah and she looks nothin like ariel
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
Fuck. I just got my nipple tweaked by a plus size drag queen in a purple dress. I feel like I got molested by Grimace.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
Ugh I miss culture and lesbians already
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
I finally realized he drank way too much when he tried serenading me to the song "come my lady" while slowly and creepily making his way toward me...keeping constant eye contact.
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