What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
To tired for the bar. Came home and drank wine out of the bottle. Kind of don't want to know what that says about my life.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I'm constantly crying, and now I start crying every time I masturbate which is a fun development.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Randomize
