I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
60% of the guys I've slept with are on my holiday greeting card mailing list. I'm an amazing ex lover.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
GIIIIRL I AM STONED AF AND I HAVE A HOMEMADE POT PIE IN THE OVEN THIS PARTY IS LIT.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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