That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Listening to her yell about my drinking problem is not helping my hangover.
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
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