Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
No matter how drunk I am, I will take the time to wipe a pube off the toilet seat.
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
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