He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
If you ever "miss" working, I'm going to fist you with my hulk hands. BOTH of them.
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
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