THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
How am I suppose to look him in the face when I know a commercial lasts longer than he does?
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
Be ready for a dog pile. On your head. With my ass.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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